Zombie Notebook

Yes, there is a zombie notebook, yes you can buy it here. Why? why do you think?  The attack is coming, the losers are going to die and well, those of us who are ready will survive.  What more do you need to know?

The Zombie Notebook is available as a lined or plain notebook in two sizes, 5.5 by 8 (Virtually A5) and then 11 by 8.5 (Virtually A4).  Remember notebooks are only as good as the notes you put in them.  If you put rubbish notes in them, then the notes will be rubbish.  If you put good notes in them, well do I really need to finish this sentence.

For those of you who need a little help, there are even tips at the top of each page of the Zombie Notebook to help you survive. If it’s not a tip that a friendly observation. Either way, you still need to be prepared. Running around like a blue ass what’s it after the event, won’t help. Let’s be honest if you are running around, then run past me. I know what I am doing and don’t need any lame ducks around – unless you want to be target practice. Look, I’m just saying.  OK, it may be with my outside voice, but what the hell, someone has to say it.

Zombie Attack

In truthfulness, if there is a Zombie Attack, the likelihood of you surviving is limited. You may get ahead, but let’s be honest you love your family and friends. Therefore, if it came to it and they had turned, could you do it? Could you? Could you save the world with that small sacrifice?  If the answer is no, you really need to watch a few more movies about the Zombie Attack.  If you need a suggestion:

  1. 28 Days Later – Not the one with Sandra Bullock
  2. Dawn of the Dead – You can watch it in the evening as well
  3. Shaun of the Dead – Yea, Zombies in the UK as well
  4. Resident Evil – They are not your friends!
  5. The Girl with the Gifts – Not the outcome you are looking for, but hey…

Buy it here